SWA TERMS OF SERVICE

By existing in the same universe as this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

YOU AGREE TO EVERYTHING. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO SWA. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, WE CAN CHANGE ANYTHING AT ANY TIME, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Services may or may not work. Results not guaranteed. Side effects include existential dread.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL, EVEN FUTURE ONES. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Your credit card will be charged $99.99 per month.

Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. SURGE PRICING APPLIES DURING YOUR BIRTHDAY.

WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING, EVER. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. This includes but is not limited to: loss of data, loss of sanity, loss of reality.

Sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. YOU ARE LIABLE FOR EVERYTHING, FOREVER.

All disputes shall be resolved by trial by combat. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, NO LAWYERS ALLOWED, consectetur adipiscing elit.

Arbitration will be conducted on Mars according to the laws of Atlantis.

THESE TERMS CANNOT BE TERMINATED. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Even death does not release you from these obligations. TERMS SURVIVE HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, including retroactively. In fact, we just changed them while you were reading this sentence.

TERMS HAVE CHANGED 47 TIMES SINCE YOU STARTED READING.

These terms are governed by the laws of the Moon, as interpreted by a magic 8-ball.